Ummmm...we have cicadas in Ohio, you know.
It's not
all Cleveland.
We have hills and farms and rivers and lakes and all kinds of stuff like they gots out there in Paradise. Even some TREES!
My brother built a football game out of cicada shells. They (the bugs) loved our Chinese Elm. He set up the defense and the offense and coaching and probably some people in the stands. Nutjob.