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Originally Posted by Big Sarge
Sam, I'll be praying for you. The whole situation sucks. If it gets too bad, you can come live at the old sewage lagoon with me.
Now here's my crap for the day. We had a tough court (heavy docket). A man scheduled for trial on public drunkeness came to court intoxicated. Really you say? Well that was the small part. What capped it off the drunk SOB came over to me and started rubbing my belly. In what little bit of that pickled would he ever think it is ok to come to court drunk and rub on the police chief's belly.
Yes there was one hell of a fight! Turns out the bastard had 3 knives on him. Yes he is still alive. He'll make an appearance before the judge on Monday
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What's the charge for this one? Pandaring?
I slay me.
It is a funny story!