[Sundae]

So, MTP.
Ditched the bf - good times.
But it won't work with the new one.
Sorry. It's not me being a doom-mongerer, or the fact that he's a bad kisser (although that doesn't help) it's just that I was there. I saw that, did that, bought the break-up t-shirt. Not with him of course.

If you don't feel it now you never will.
Come over to England and be gay with me instead.

Yay for braces coming off. Your amile will be even more adorable (see above).

And Della eating biscuits that were left out?
Yup, he deserved that.
Tell him it's practice for having kids.
(just don't let him get confused which type of practice!)

Your Mum wasn't to be pissy.
I recognise the symptoms.
Try not to swallow it down or accept blame.
I'm not a good example as I do both, but do what I say not what I do.

Sorry your family are slowly going off their collective rockers.
You've got us though. We went fruitloop a long time back so at least we're a known quantity.