A guy and a girl meet at a bar.They get along so well that they decide to go
to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then
washes his hands.He then takes off his trousers and again washes his
hands.The girl has been watching him and says:"You must be a dentist."The
guy, surprised, says:"Yes .... How did you figure that out?""Easy.." she
replies, "you keep washing your hands". One thing leads to another and they
make love. After it's over the girl says: "You must be a good dentist."The
guy, now with an inflated ego, says:"Sure - I'm a good dentist. How did you
figure that out?"
The girl replies:....."Didn't feel a thing."
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