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An old woman is riding an elevator in a lavish store when a beautiful woman gets in the
elevator, smelling of perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly,
"Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!" Another beautiful woman gets on the
elevator, and turns to her and says, "Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!"The old woman is
about to get off the elevator but before she leaves, she looks both women in the eye,
farts and as the door closes behind her says, "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound"
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"like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt
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