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Originally Posted by monster

1. Toilet lid up or down?Up
2. Cop car on shoulder: Slow Down, Move to other lane, both, or neither? Slow down, move to the other lane. It's the law in KY.
3. 9/11: minute's silence, attending a function, nothing? Hope it never happens again.
4. Are you brand-loyal when you buy groceries? Fer shure.
5. Fiction or non-fiction? Fiction for reading, non-fiction for talking.
6. Oatmeal/porridge: Nice or nasty and what goes on it? Oatmeal is okay, but, I'll pass.
7. You must travel 5 miles without motorized vehicular or gravitational assistance. How will you travel? On my feet.
8. Pasta or Rice? Either.
9. Hurricanes or Earthquakes? Neither!!
10. Paper books or eBooks or don't read? Paper books.
11. Math(s) or History? History.
12. Sprechen Sie Deutsch? Nein.
13. McDonald's or Domino's (or death) Little Caesar's.
14. Higher Ed or university of Life? SHK. School of Hard Knocks.
15. PJs or Nekkid? Nekkid.
16. Which is more important: Learning to swim or learning to type? Typing nowadays.
17. Odd or Even numbers? Odd.
18. Do you play the lottery at least once a month? Yes.
19. Beer or wine? Beer (the only wine I drink is Mogen David Blackberry. $16/3 liters.
20. AA or RAC (Brits) AA or happily alcoholic or other (write in) everyone else.....? Happily narco-alcoholic.
21. Let's dance...what music is playing? Prolly country.
22. Have you ever had sex in a public bathroom? Not according to Bill Clinton.
23. Chocolate or Coffee? Chocolate.
24. What is the best thing about the number 23? I never watched it?