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Stole this from someone just now:
A soldier comes home on leave. His wife asks him to have "the talk" with their son. The soldier says OK, and tells his son: "Listen up, kid. It's time you knew the facts. When a man and a woman want a baby, they F**K. Just like the birds and the bees."
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Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with.
-Jack O'Brien
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