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infinite monkey · 10-31-2011, 10:39 AM

Our freaking food service here is crazy expensive. There's a "club" you can join where they'll email you coupons. It's always like "FREE water (with a 15 dollar purchase). No substitutions. Bottled water not included. Offer void if spindled, folded, or mutilated. Do not taunt free water. Water not to be reproduced without express written consent."

I'm only slightly exaggerating.

10-31-2011, 10:39 AM	#3954
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Our freaking food service here is crazy expensive. There's a "club" you can join where they'll email you coupons. It's always like "FREE water (with a 15 dollar purchase). No substitutions. Bottled water not included. Offer void if spindled, folded, or mutilated. Do not taunt free water. Water not to be reproduced without express written consent." I'm only slightly exaggerating.