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Old 11-14-2011, 09:45 AM   #4274
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Originally Posted by infinite monkey View Post
Why did the spider cross the road?

Because he was stapled to the chicken.
See, I'd always heard that as, Why did the punk rocker cross the road?

Because he was stapled to the chicken.
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