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Radar · 02-05-2004, 12:46 AM

Funny, I'll be in Thailand for the honeymoon.

GREETINGS FROM VIETNAM!

Man, I'm a mosquito buffet over her. I've got nearly 3 dozen bites so far. I also got the flu or something I'm coughing up huge nasty goobers from the lungs. But other than that things are going very well here.

We got into a big fight over the pictures though. She called the photo place with my measurements and they said they'd have tuxedos and other stuff my size. Of course when I actually got there the biggest suit they had was no less than 3 sizes too small. And she got mad when I refused to be photographed in that ridiculous outfit. So I had to go back to the house and get a dress shirt, tie, and slacks I had brought. Then I had to wait while they did her makeup and put her in 5 different dresses and we were photographed for 7 hours!

Man when I got maried the first time it was me, her, and the judge. The wedding pics were her taking a photo of me signing the license, me taking one of her doing the same.

She says this will be a small wedding...only 216 people.

I know I'm complaining a lot, but man I didn't know getting married was such a huge hassle. I hope the honeymoon makes it worth it. Although she has invited her family to come to Thailand with us on our honeymoon. Won't that be fun!?!?

02-05-2004, 12:46 AM	#11
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	Funny, I'll be in Thailand for the honeymoon. GREETINGS FROM VIETNAM! Man, I'm a mosquito buffet over her. I've got nearly 3 dozen bites so far. I also got the flu or something I'm coughing up huge nasty goobers from the lungs. But other than that things are going very well here. We got into a big fight over the pictures though. She called the photo place with my measurements and they said they'd have tuxedos and other stuff my size. Of course when I actually got there the biggest suit they had was no less than 3 sizes too small. And she got mad when I refused to be photographed in that ridiculous outfit. So I had to go back to the house and get a dress shirt, tie, and slacks I had brought. Then I had to wait while they did her makeup and put her in 5 different dresses and we were photographed for 7 hours! Man when I got maried the first time it was me, her, and the judge. The wedding pics were her taking a photo of me signing the license, me taking one of her doing the same. She says this will be a small wedding...only 216 people. I know I'm complaining a lot, but man I didn't know getting married was such a huge hassle. I hope the honeymoon makes it worth it. Although she has invited her family to come to Thailand with us on our honeymoon. Won't that be fun!?!? __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin