So the deal is marry the beautiful girl when she is still beautiful, then have a painful and costly divorce.
Or marry the beautiful woman when she's a bit bigger and is bitter and twisted.
How about marrying the person who you find interesting and make good friends with and then even if both of you get fat you still have something to talk about?
And no, that's not aimed specifically at you, Sarge
Just the chip on my shoulder from never being considered beautiful.