[Sundae]

I stand by everything in my original post, except to add the sound of my Mum eating squares of chocolate.
She is a quiet eater and has good table manners.
But something about the chomping sound she makes biting in to chunky chocolate from the fridge really wigs me out. I have to leave the room - because after all she has her mouth closed and why shouldn't she have two squares of choc after dinner.

And anyway if she caught the look on my face I'd be in the middle of another row.