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The Cellar: Hark, the Herald Faux News Sings
The Cellar: The bell ringer you pass on the corner might have once been your banker, so dig deep.
The Cellar: Occupying your manger.
The Cellar: "Hey, it was some scuzzy bearded dude standing in my living room chanting 'Ho, ho, ho'... so I pepper sprayed him.
The Cellar: Pre-Christmas sales start at Midnight on January 1st!
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"To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog
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