
@ glatt
I can help you with your application. For a small fee, I will take care of all the paperwork. I will be your only contact, and your liasion. I will deal with the decision makers.
PM for an address where you can send your money order.
I can't promise you a grant, but I will do my best to persuade the committee that your ideas need funding.
Won't you support me, I mean, um... the arts?