HAHAHAHAAA!
Seriously, living alone, tiny little rolls in a 6 pack for like a buck something. No stupid cartoon bears are running around praising it's ass-wiping abilities, no overly cutesy child is smiling from comfort and safety, no grumpy husbands have an idiotic looking drooling countenance as if angels had fallen from heaven. No pillows or puffs or balls of cotton and rainbows.
It's just TP. You get from it what you put into it.