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Old 12-09-2011, 08:17 AM   #4316
infinite monkey
Person who doesn't update the user title
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
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To assist with the moving along:

Wife: Okay, today's Friday. Where's your pay envelope?

Man: I already spent all my pay. I bought something for the house.

Wife: What? What could you buy for the house that cost $480?

Man: Eight rounds of drinks.
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