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Old 12-18-2011, 04:36 PM   #1
fargon
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What Is the Grossest Thing You have Ever Done In Public.

I'll start, Back in '89 I was having dinner with some friends, at the Bob's Big Boy on17th St in Santa Ana Ca. When Tom said he would give me $50.00 if I would drink a water glass full of Tabasco Sauce. So I did it and 15 min. later I farted, it was an industrial strength weapons grade FART. It had everything going for it. It was loud, long and clear. A bunch of people had just come in. And I cleared the place! Our waiter Rudy the Rude said it was awesome, the manager said that he was in the presence of greatness, even the cook said salud.
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