I'll start, Back in '89 I was having dinner with some friends, at the Bob's Big Boy on17th St in Santa Ana Ca. When Tom said he would give me $50.00 if I would drink a water glass full of Tabasco Sauce. So I did it and 15 min. later I farted, it was an industrial strength weapons grade FART. It had everything going for it. It was loud, long and clear. A bunch of people had just come in. And I cleared the place! Our waiter Rudy the Rude said it was awesome

, the manager said that he was in the presence of greatness, even the cook said salud.