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TheMercenary · 12-23-2011, 02:22 PM

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt

to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a

short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic

moments she uncrosses her legs ... enough times that her

husband finally asks, "Are you wearing crotchless panties?"

"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.

"Thank God - I thought you were sitting on the cat."

He never heard the gunshot.

12-23-2011, 02:22 PM	#4357
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... enough times that her husband finally asks, "Are you wearing crotchless panties?" "Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile. "Thank God - I thought you were sitting on the cat." He never heard the gunshot. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!