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Old 01-08-2012, 10:37 PM   #166
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Originally Posted by infinite monkey View Post
It's not a bruise, but it's close enough.

As explained in 'mildly irritating' I tried to scratch my arm off in my sleep. I should be a professional sleeper. The swelling is almost gone but I still think I arm wrestled a grizzly.

Not a good picture, but you get the gist.
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Originally Posted by Clodfobble View Post
You know, that sort of thing happened to this girl named Rosemary... and then it turned out Satan had impregnated her while she slept.
Hmmmm Interesting angle




BAN THE BITCH!

Throw some raw liver on her arm and bolt the cellar door! Raw lover will be an acceptable substitute, but be sure to run like hell.....
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