Jezus Bob, Clown Colleges need FA training.
It's like they don't have a CLUE how any of it works, and are subsequently expecting me to drop everything every time Susie Snotface flunks out of here and tries to go to Clown College of the Thieves of the Taxpayers.
You know how people have those stupid sayings that attach to every email? Usually it's some drivel that they got off some dumbass motivational poster. "A thousand tomorrows starts with the butterflies of yesterday's seeds you planted that flowered and then became the wings of the future."
Gag me. Anyway, I'm thinking of making an auto-attach of:
Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
