Now, I love me some Lonesome Dove. I mean, I realllllly love Lonesome Dove...
...but, dayum!
The fresh one on the left is one Capt. Augustus MacCrae, Texas Ranger. On the right, you can just see Capt. Woodrow F. Call, Texas Ranger.
FYI: They don't put up with dawdlin' service, or, surly bartenders.