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You asked for eggs, you get eggs.
Shush.
And WHA?! Hard boiled eggs are easy peasy Japanesey lemon squeezy!
Cold pan. Egg. Turn up heat. Leave. (Gordon Ramsey stylee)
Soft boiled eggs I'd have some sympa with.
Hard boiled is what you get when you screw up soft boiled.
I can see I have to come over to the States and take you in hand.
If you had a penis that would be a come-on. As it is, I'm just being patronising.
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