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Old 02-19-2012, 05:40 PM   #47
monster
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Originally Posted by footfootfoot View Post
How about this:

Yesterday my virtual friend, who raises mammoth Chihuahuas and miniature cows, took a quiz that contained the following words:
Dossier: File (Harder)
Efflorescence: Blossoming (Hardest)
Facet: Aspect (Medium)
Exposition: Explanation (Medium)
Doppelganger: Double (Harder)
Inadvertently: Unintentionally (Easier)
Draconian: Severe (Harder)
Extraneous: Unimportant (Medium)
Implicit: Implied (Easier)
Inadequate: Lacking (Easier)

Surprisingly, (only because she is blonde and has big tits) she did amazingly well and was invited to join the leaderboard, who could not have had any idea she is gorgeous, blonde, and has big tits. Go figure.
Today -due to inadequate attention- I inadvertently shredded the dossier full of the extraneous details about facets of the draconian measures taken by my doppleganger to facilitate my exposition as a dickhead. My idiocy was implicit and my cheeks had a certain efflorescence.
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