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Originally Posted by Blueflare
I'm sure I never took them out of my room, but I can't find them in here. The only place I would have taken them would be the bathroom, and I've looked in there too.
I'm going for a policy of pretending not to look for them, in the hope that they will turn up when I least expect it.
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I feel your pain.
I made a cup of tea a while ago. With this tea I like a spoonful of sugar. Cup, teabag, sugar, water. I put the hot teapot back on the stove, returned to the counter where my cup was steaming away and ... and... wtf? I'd like to stir my tea, please. Where is my spoon? I JUST THIS SECOND spooned a little sugar into my mug. Dishwasher? ... mm maybe, but I didn't open it. silverware drawer? maybe I put it back in ther? no... not in the mug. not in the sink. not on the counter, not on the stove, not in my pocket or my hand or my mouth. In fact, I suspect it was only in my goddamn imagination.
W
T
F?
screw it. I drank my tea. whatever.
twenty minutes later... I want some more tea. Same tea, same mug, same kettle, etc. I start the water, open a teabag put it in the cup, get the sugar,
Oh, look. In the sugar canister is my teaspoon.
so the moral of the story is look in the sugar canister for your eyedrops. Or something like that.