[Vilia Sonoben]

You've failed to mention any kind of Idol in any way. You lucky bastard. The worst reality television show that I've ever come in contact with was and still is American Idol.

The contestants are bad, the judges are worse, and Ryan Seacrest (the host) has yet to spin a joke to at least make me twitch. Better yet, Mr. Seacrest is becoming contact famous. How convenient.

The only thing I can find to enjoy is Simon's nose. Does anyone else notice how it twitches randomly? It's quite amusing to devote your time to while ignoring the shrieking/shrilling voices of those trying to be the next Kelly Clarkson.

And about My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiancee. That show is satan. Satan, I tell you! This single man (and of course many others behind the camera) is acting horrible and lying to a young, catholic girl that the producers shoved into doing the show. *Then* he and this wacked out girl (Randi, I think.) hold hands and wreck a good, strong families moral values.

It would almost be fun if the sound of Randi's tears weren't so disturbing.