We could do a whole thread on 3rd Rock quotes...I just looked some up:
[Dick is whining about is job]
Harry Solomon: You know, Dick, when life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat the damn lemons.
This one is AWESOME (if you remember that remake):
Big Giant Head: It was a horrible flight! There was a man on the wing of the plane!
Dick Solomon: The same thing happened to me!
[Harry is looking for a job offer in the newspaper]
Harry Solomon: Here's a job that I can do. "Police are seeking third gunman." Tomorrow, I'm gonna march over to the police station and show them that I'm the man they're looking for.
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