When I was an office-rat we had a new starter who left at lunchtime.
She was 15-20 minutes late back from her scheduled break when our Team Leader received a call to say she was in A&E. No mobile phones in those days, she was on a payphone.
She's got caught in the automatic doors in Sainsburys and had broken her arm.
We never saw or heard from her again.
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