The first honest political quiz
"A Humorous Political Party Quiz to Test If You're an Archconservative, Leftwing Wacko, Antigovernment Libertine or a Commie Sympathizer"
It says it's satire, but there is a ton of truth to be found in it too.
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What is the meanest most low-down thing a person can do during a kid's soccer game?
CONS: Cheat.
LIBL: Keep score.
LBRT: Play the game in a municipal park.
COMM: Hog all the glory by not being a team player.
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The solution to traffic congestion is to...
CONS: build more roads, and highways.
LIBL: - discourage people from driving by quadrupling the price of gasoline.
- severely limit the number of available parking spaces.
- build more busses and rail transit.
LBRT: make traffic signals, stop signs, and speed limits mere suggestions, rather than hard and fast rules.
COMM: give everybody a free bicycle.