Oh god, what did you do to the front door? Did you have a "Shining" moment?
Crap_Binload on the bad days. Mad_GinSloe if I'm drinking. Rad_Manglow if I've been exposed to radiation lately. Snap_Wandshow if I was a wizard.
I am actually a wizard, or so my friends tell me.
Mostly though, Sad_Winslow.