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slang · 02-22-2004, 07:48 PM

Bring a pallet over

When working at a factory there are many hazards. Most of them are manageable but when many hazards are collected in space, it gets crazy.

slang: Ya know, I was just thinking, it's too easy and safe to get around these obstacles here. You see that welder over there? We need to bring it over here so it's right in the way.....plugged in. We need a good tripping hazard. Look around and see if there is any thick grease available or ball bearings, we could use those too. Oh, and bring a pallet of the powder right over here, right in the way. It's entirely too easy to navigate these obstacles......too many resources are being used in the actual manufacture of sinks instead of dodging the bullshit we use to make them.

CanMan: (confused) well , ok.

About 20 minutes later the forkliftguy comes up to the line.

forkliftguy: (Beep, Beep) Hey! Someone said you wanted a pallet of powder down here? Where should I set it down?

slang: DOESNT ANYONE UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF SARCASM!!!!!!

forkliftguy: Hey ya dont have to be an asshole, make up your mind, do you want it here or not?

02-22-2004, 07:48 PM	#41
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	Bring a pallet over When working at a factory there are many hazards. Most of them are manageable but when many hazards are collected in space, it gets crazy. slang: Ya know, I was just thinking, it's too easy and safe to get around these obstacles here. You see that welder over there? We need to bring it over here so it's right in the way.....plugged in. We need a good tripping hazard. Look around and see if there is any thick grease available or ball bearings, we could use those too. Oh, and bring a pallet of the powder right over here, right in the way. It's entirely too easy to navigate these obstacles......too many resources are being used in the actual manufacture of sinks instead of dodging the bullshit we use to make them. CanMan: (confused) well , ok. About 20 minutes later the forkliftguy comes up to the line. forkliftguy: (Beep, Beep) Hey! Someone said you wanted a pallet of powder down here? Where should I set it down? slang: DOESNT ANYONE UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF SARCASM!!!!!! forkliftguy: Hey ya dont have to be an asshole, make up your mind, do you want it here or not? Last edited by slang; 02-22-2004 at 09:58 PM.