You're just jealous of mouseyball. Mouseyball is king. You hate change.
No one will ever make me not love my trackball. It just takes a little practice. I hate those freaking slidey aroundy mice. ANd I don't need no stupid mousepad with some stupid company logo on it.
It's 2012! The pioneers had to put up with crappy mice. We don't have to.
Once you go track, you never go back.