THANK YOU for my gold medal from the 2012 London Olympics. I was pretty sure I was signed up for a couple events: Synchronized Not Smacking Upper Management, 3200 Meter Don't Wreck on the Interstate, The Horizontal After Being at the Bar, and Sarcasm Badminton. Not sure which one I got the gold in, but I'm ever so happy that I did.
Until I eat it.
Oh, and wrapping it in The Sun? Can't wait to read it!
Thanks!