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Gravdigr · 09-04-2012, 04:24 PM

I just swallowed a big green housefly.

GACK!

Ima die now ain't I?

It was flyin around my monitor, I went for a half-hearted swat, made contact, and couldn't find it. I figured it flew along on it's merry way.

Then, a minute or two ago, I took another swig out of the glass on the desk (wtf, it's 5:00 somewhere, right?), and there was...how to describe it...a lump. A lump went cascading over my tongue. And down my throat.

I'd make myself throw up, but, throwing up makes me sick.

And now I keep hearing a tiny voice, deep down inside, saying "Help mee. Help meeee!"

That's my conscience, right? Please tell me it's my conscience.

09-04-2012, 04:24 PM	#1
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Ima Die Now, Right? I just swallowed a big green housefly. GACK! Ima die now ain't I? It was flyin around my monitor, I went for a half-hearted swat, made contact, and couldn't find it. I figured it flew along on it's merry way. Then, a minute or two ago, I took another swig out of the glass on the desk (wtf, it's 5:00 somewhere, right?), and there was...how to describe it...a lump. A lump went cascading over my tongue. And down my throat. I'd make myself throw up, but, throwing up makes me sick. And now I keep hearing a tiny voice, deep down inside, saying "Help mee. Help meeee!" That's my conscience, right? Please tell me it's my conscience. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.