I believe my quality of life may improve if I purchase a pocket protector in which to store my various writing utensils. My internet research has led me to two suppliers:
Nerd pocket Protector
Geek pocket Protector
Now, I think I'm more of a geek than a nerd, but apparently this is only sold for 48-year-olds and I'm still only 41. Also, it is considerably more expensive than the nerd pocket protector.
And in all honesty, I'm more of a wanker than a nerd or a geek.
So I was wondering if one of these would be more appropriate to my needs?
Wanker pocket protectors
And please, no tomfoolery in this thread. It would be nice if for once you assholes could just keep to the topic in hand. So to speak.