Well, that explains it. I was going nuts trying to figure out how I'd left my finger prints on the murder weapon. Turns out I didn't. But I must come clean to teh Cellar, and I am indeed Starring Slutpuppet. I tried to make her as disgusting as possible and I seem to have succeeded, so I am retiring her to the old sockpuppet's home while I'm still ahead (or behind, as the case may be). Although she might come out and spar a few rounds with Pam or her friends should one of them reappear.
