You're tough, IM. You can take it!

But since I am in a benevolent mood today, I will inform all and sundry that IM is NOT Starring Slutpuppet.
I don't know where you found those rules, the Cellar breaks rules, it doesn't make them. Homesome ever, should anyone other than Glatt guess my correct idenity, I will step up and take it on the chin like a girl. (hint) So far no one has been even close.