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So, I'm on the phone with an insurance company, and they are asking me about a patient's medical conditions.
wolf: He's got Hypospadias.
insurancelady: What's that?
Now, I figured I would be asked so I looked it up before making my phone call.
wolf: It is a malformation of the urethra in which it emerges from a different part of his wee-wee.
insurancelady: ew. Oh, my friend's son had that. he had to have surgery to correct it.
wolf: yeah, that's the one. This dude had surgery too.
insurancelady: What else does he have?
wolf: Nystagmus.
insurance lady: what's that one?
wolf: He's cross-eyed. Actually, I could have saved time and just told you he was cock-eyed, but in two different ways.
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