[infinite monkey]

I'm writing a musical. It's a bit avant-garde, and still a little rough. This is called "Dick's Lament (reprise)" This is after Dick returns from the war only to find that everyone who was an asshole turned out nice, and vice versa. Also, he can't find any strawberry pop-tarts, and 5 dollars comes in cans.

Without further ado:

(Dick)

Ohhhhhhhhhh...
I'm a big fucking dickhead
Yeah yeah yeah

(chorus)
He's a big fucking dickhead
yeah yeah yeah

(Dick)
I got cankers on my shanker
And I wave it all around
I got snot
On my WHAT?
And I spread it all around.
I got nomads
By my gonads
But they can't...be...FOUNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

(chorus)
He's a big fucking dickhead
Yeah yeah yeah
Oh! A big fucking dickhead?
Yeah yeah yeah!

(Dick)
I got diseases
Makes me sneezes
I say "wah wah wah"
I got sassafras up my ass
Ain't that hah hah hah?

(chorus)
He's a big fucking dickhead
Yeah yeah yeah
Oh! A big fucking dickhead?
Didn't I say yeah?

(Dick)
I got sod in my wad
And a stink on my dink


(music slows)

But I need love toooooooooooo
Why can't I get it from you?
Why do you do what you dooooooooo?
Why you make me boohooo?

(chorus)
Cause..
You're a big fucking dickhead
Yeah yeah yeah

But that's OK
Anyway
Go out and play
It Is Your DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

(needs a little work, but pretty good, huh?)