UnderToad:
Youa gonna geta biggga box in the next week or whatevah.
It's not anything you can use but I want you to know right here, right now: it is NOT a bomb, okay? Or a toy car. But the box is the size of - well, it's huge. But only b/c I was too lazy and hot and tired and my fucking knees are killing me that I got such a big box for such a small thing. But it will be YOUR thing and I HOPE HOPE HOPE it makes you laugh at your home the way I laugh at mine.
But remembah- bigga box but no-a dangerous, K?
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.
"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
—James Barrie
Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum
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