BREAKING NEWS:
Obama has stepped in and decided that Alabama got too many points yesterday
and has redistributed some of those points to Notre Dame resulting in a tie in the game
and a tie for the national championship.
When asked for a comment, Obama said, "Alabama obviously got more than their fair share.
They didn't win that all by themselves! What does one team need all those points for"?
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