Reading Amy Tan's books really rang a bell for me. I know you're not Chinese, neither am I.
But it's like Mum had to be hard on me to keep evil away.
When I write my bestselling book, you can be my consultant. Bri is already on board, so the split is at least three ways. As long as you can deal with that it's fine. Oh and I think we'll let you do the talk shows. Because you're so damned pretty.
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