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Originally Posted by jimhelm
During sex, I suddenly stopped and held perfectly still.
She was all like, 'what are you doing/"
I said, "Hush, I saw this on Pornhub. It's called Buffering."
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This is the best one I have heard in years. I am definitely stealing it
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