You can post a subtle note on the door, "If you wake the baby you die".
Maybe your life is too baby-centric. I've seen parents throw the two week old kid in the back seat of a TR-4, and go on a picnic. Others park the bassinet in the middle of a party at three months. They maintained their sanity, and their kids turned out fine.
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The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.
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