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I have received permission from my friend, tester-san, to post this here. He sent it around to a select batch of people this AM, and I thought it should be more widely enjoyed.
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As you may have seen the movie commercials, the re-make of George Romero''s "Dawn of the Dead" opens in a few days.
Here is a Tester-San political spoof on the "Dawn of the Dead" movie.
The city is Chicago. The hordes of dead people march towards the last, desperate living people holdouts in the city. The living are are out of ammo and out of luck; cornered in a municipal building.
Just as the dead are about to grab these last of the living for dinner, someone among the living pulls off a tarp on a voting machine.
Given that it is Chicago, the dead people quickly bypass the living; form a long, single file, circular line. The dead then proceed to vote the Mayor Daly political machine Democratic Party line. When each of the dead finishes voting, that dead person goes to the end of the line to vote again, and again, and again ...
The living hear the dead moaning the words "Kerry Kerry Kerry" as they vote.
This gives the living folks time to escape from a sure goner ..... the living are last seen heading for a Caribbean tax haven island ....
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