The Cellar - View Single Post

xoxoxoBruce · 02-23-2013, 08:13 PM

I was talking to my preacher and noticed he had cut himself shaving, so I asked him about it.
He said he was concentrating on his sermon while shaving, and had nicked his chin.
I thought about that during the sermon, then stood in line to greet him after the service.
I told him that I thought about what he had said.
“And…?” he replied.
I told him next time, he should concentrate on what he was doing, and cut his sermon instead.
******************
Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day.
'Yes,' came the answer from Tony, 'I've bought her a belt and a bag.'
'That's nice of you,' Jim added, 'I hope she'll appreciate them.'
Tony smiled, 'So do I, it’ll make her vacuuming much easier now.'

02-23-2013, 08:13 PM	#4804
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I was talking to my preacher and noticed he had cut himself shaving, so I asked him about it. He said he was concentrating on his sermon while shaving, and had nicked his chin. I thought about that during the sermon, then stood in line to greet him after the service. I told him that I thought about what he had said. “And…?” he replied. I told him next time, he should concentrate on what he was doing, and cut his sermon instead. ****************** Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day. 'Yes,' came the answer from Tony, 'I've bought her a belt and a bag.' 'That's nice of you,' Jim added, 'I hope she'll appreciate them.' Tony smiled, 'So do I, it’ll make her vacuuming much easier now.' __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.