How about the monkeys and typewriters above Cellar.org (all in same size text) on the breast with the caption on the back.
Ie. THE CELLAR. A friendly little coffeeshop.
With no coffee and no shop.
I come from the old school where less is more and elegance lies in simplicity.
Ps L J Good onya mate. We needed a can do guy to take this critter by the horns lest the idea drown in apathy.
However it turns out i'm taking two.
Maybe we should open a thread purely for orders to put this into perspective.
Ie. quantity - colour - short or long sleeve - size
The "with no coffe and no shop" was centralised under "the Cellar" but somehow became aligned when I submitted it.