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Old 03-26-2013, 05:13 PM   #134
wolf
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Join Date: Jul 2001
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I think hyperguy is using drugs again. You know, the kind he came up with a prescription for and saved his job the last time. I have also heard that his mysterious disappearance right after I started was a trip to rehab. I do not know this from him. What I do know from him is that he has to piss for HR on a weekly basis.

Now, I accept that he has the ability to focus like a ... um ... telescope with a warped lens or something.

But lately, he is worse.

Also, he disappears.

There is a clear difference in his behavior before and after disappearances.

Before, jumpy. After, calm.

The other night he was on the phone with an insurance company, PUT THEM ON HOLD, mumbled something about having to get a computer from his friend in the parking lot, off he went ... came back ... empty handed.

And oh, he didn't just put it in his car or something, because he doesn't own a car.

He has been living with his dad for nearly a year, does not pay rent. Does not buy food. Has not bought a car ...

Okay, yeah. I'm making assumptions.

but they are well-thought out assumptions.

I would be perfectly happy to be wrong.
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