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Old 03-29-2013, 11:32 AM   #14
infinite monkey
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Crush the Sea Monkey disappeared. Or died. I don't know.

He was there, then he wasn't. I looked in the muck and didn't see him. The last time I looked which was at least the evening before he was swimming around like a crazy man!

This was yesterday. I said "Hey! Someone stole my sea monkey!" and my cow orkers were like "you mean the whole aquarium?" and I'm like "no, just Crush."

"Why would someone steal a Sea Monkey" she said as she cocked her eyebrow at me.

"To be mean. To think it was funny because it's just a stoopid little brine shrimp so it would be funny to reach in there and pull him out and throw him away."

I was kidding. I think he's Jesus Sea Monkey and just got the day wrong. Come Monday, it'll be all right. He'll be back in his tank.

So...my cat visited again last night. God he's cute. Lets me carry him around under one arm, just as content as can be. But he can't stay. He's used to being outside a lot and I am not ready for that. But he is sweet to see from time to time. Just acts like we're old friends. Mi casa su casa.

Meow casa.
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