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Ever experience a real Japanese commode? It's scary! It's like a urinal that goes all the way down to the floor and then extends out several feet, over which you have to stand or squat to do pretty much anything you have to do.
There was a great scene in the movie 'Mr. Baseball', where Tom Selleck is ticked off with the Japanese about something, and he says, "Next you'll be telling me how to take a shit!" and he walks into the stall, the door closes, there's a moment of silence, and he says, "Will somebody tell me how to take a shit?!"
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