Shouldn't it be "flush" instead of "spit"?
Nope -- I do mean spit. Its an odd type of bathroom user that does this, but they're everywhere. Walk in, unzip, and before anything else happens, they feel the need to spit into the urinal, sometimes repeatedly. I'm not sure why, but these people creep me out.
...but not as much as the people who bring their coffee in with them and set it on top of the urinal. No food should ever been permitted in the restroom, no matter how protective of it you are unless you are in a bar in which case your drink had better follow.
Another rule I want: no talking on the cellphone in the office restroom. Do "your business" someplace else.
"Christ almighty! Why does this bathroom always smell like shit?"
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